> We're no longer pursuing restarts as a path to remediation.
Oh you have
chasd00 50 minutes ago [-]
You can click on any of the instances and then the service that is down to read the updates. It’s not 100% clear but some sort of issue with a “legacy login service”. The latest updates say a fix is rolling out.
cyberpunk 1 hours ago [-]
That status page is the most salesforce thing ever.
Scroll down. >_<
sunrunner 43 minutes ago [-]
Wow, it's almost as long as the Every UUID V4 or Every Floating Point Number pages.
dgellow 1 hours ago [-]
I see tabs with a spinner loading infinitely, which is indeed very salesforce like
troupo 24 minutes ago [-]
It lists all instances, you can drill down into each one of them, see which services are affected, and each affected service pops up the incident timeline?
Isn't it actually amazing, and not "the most salesforce thing ever"?
chrisjj 39 minutes ago [-]
Yup. No mention of outage. Even drilling down gets nothing more than "Service Disruption".
santoshalper 1 hours ago [-]
At least they're consistent about UX. My only complaint is that it needs more tabs.
alienbaby 24 minutes ago [-]
Haven't they got some kind of new fancy ai interface they can use to fix it?
AmazingTurtle 60 minutes ago [-]
You better bet someone started their agents with a prompt "Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
Bluestein 51 minutes ago [-]
"Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
⎿ You've hit your session limit · resets 2:53am (123°24′W Etc/GMT+8)
/upgrade to increase your usage limit.
arionmiles 1 hours ago [-]
This is certainly a unique status page.
danjc 58 minutes ago [-]
It's dns isn't it
Bluestein 17 minutes ago [-]
It's always DNS.-
ghusto 17 minutes ago [-]
No, IPv6
afr0ck 55 minutes ago [-]
Classic
ssk42 51 minutes ago [-]
My gut instinct is that this is about when all of their on prem servers were EOL and their /public cloud solution was required. This must have had something to do with that
BoorishBears 50 minutes ago [-]
My gut instinct is that this is about Dreamforce with the rickshaws and whatnot
And nothing of value was lost. God, I hate everything about Salesforce. Sometimes I have to integrate against their services, and it is always a pain, not to mention what the core project actually is: optimization of marketing and spam.
Could it be people doing Claude/GPT automations and they just can't handle it?
voidUpdate 56 minutes ago [-]
Wow, the intern must have tripped over a very big power cable this time
cmiles8 38 minutes ago [-]
Dreamforce, wake up. You’ve overslept!
aeneas_ory 33 minutes ago [-]
It’s akways DNS or login
Havoc 57 minutes ago [-]
So I guess today everyone gets actual work done
themgt 57 minutes ago [-]
Never before in the history of global compute outages was so little lost by so many down servers, whose purpose was known to so few.
theshrike79 1 hours ago [-]
Was it DNS? Any guesses? :)
dude250711 2 minutes ago [-]
Vibe-slop, push to Prod?
sparkling 1 hours ago [-]
Remind me please, what are folks currently paying per seat for this glorified CRUD app?
warmedcookie 53 minutes ago [-]
It's this thing called golf course driven development
raverbashing 31 minutes ago [-]
If I had been just out of Uni I would think this is edgy
Now I'm just glad I'm not responsible for this fire
jackdecker 51 minutes ago [-]
Ah yes. Exactly what a status page should look like: an endless list of random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever
At least salesforce is consistent with their design language
chasd00 49 minutes ago [-]
> random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever
If you use salesforce you know what all of that stuff means. Just click on one, it’s not rocket surgery.
jackdecker 43 minutes ago [-]
Was really just poking fun at them - AWS’s status page isn’t much better
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BoorishBears 46 minutes ago [-]
Looks like a region list to me, maybe just with a lot of regions
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danvesma 53 minutes ago [-]
"Trust just got personal!"
dboreham 1 hours ago [-]
At least now we can figure out what Salesforce does.
sunrunner 46 minutes ago [-]
"And in tonight's news, the worldwide CRM solution Salesforce had a global outage affecting one hundred percent of its customer base. We interviewed users of the service to find out the scope of the impact. Everyone agreed that they were impacted, but strangely, nobody could describe _in what way_ they were affected."
sick_of_slop 24 minutes ago [-]
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> We're no longer pursuing restarts as a path to remediation.
Oh you have
Scroll down. >_<
Isn't it actually amazing, and not "the most salesforce thing ever"?
Salesforce goes down.
No causation here...move on.
Now I'm just glad I'm not responsible for this fire
At least salesforce is consistent with their design language
If you use salesforce you know what all of that stuff means. Just click on one, it’s not rocket surgery.